Limericks!
Whether they didn't know squat about Haiku, or
whether they were simply inspired to branch out into other time-honored
forms of poetry, some of Owen's most dedicated fans have been sending
in limericks!
As you may know, the venerable limerick has been
used for centuries by drunks and sailors to punctuate their most
intimate thoughts. Limericks are known for their singsong meter
and a rhyme pattern where the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme,
and the third and fourth lines form a shorter, rhyming couplet.
Limericks are also famous for being the only recognized art form
to popularize the word "Nantucket."
Please email limerick submissions to: michael.chiu@alum.mit.edu.
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Limericks for Owen
There once was a boy from the 'Ville
Who wiggled and wouldn't stay still
One day on his face
A smile took its place
To his parents it gave a big thrill!
-- Maren
There once was a baby named Owen,
Whose feet through the blanket were showin',
We quickly repaired,
And then when we stared,
Those feet that we'd seen now were toes in!
-- Great Uncle Dennis Murphy
Note: The following limerick was submitted
as a haiku. We suspect the poet was simply trying to fail spectacularly
enough at the haiku contest to win the prize for "worst haiku."
Then again, maybe not. We're still not sure what the heck to do
about it.
I know a young baby named Owen.
When born, his pa couldn't stop crowin'.
For fatherly pride
brought a smile great and wide.
Ever since, the lad's growin' and growin'.
-- Frank Farley
There once was a baby named Owen.
Huge bubbles he always was blowin'.
One took him up high
In a blink of an eye,
And, like the bubbles, this tale has been growin'.
-- GREAT-auntie Rosie
Owen has a bad habit, please pardon:
Leaving presents that smell as they harden.
The boy sure likes to poo,
But what can you do-
Short of holding him over the garden?
- Chris Hass
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There once was a baby named Owen
With two feet that couldn't stop growin'.
In the words of his nanny,
"It's a darned sight uncanny!
You could float that boy's shoe and go rowin'!"
- Chris Hass
Owen was as bright as you'd like,
Till a horror befell the wee tyke!
It wasn't a fable
He fell off the table
And now he's just smarter than Mike!
- Chris Hass
Note: Owen did not in fact fall off the table.
This poet is clearly "on the Mary Jane." But Owen probably is smarter
than Mike. After all, he's got Maren's genes too.
Maren's a stoic young lass
Made up of nothing but class
But if Owen let out a burp
Instead of a chirp
She'd spend less time patting his [buns].
- Chris Hass
Give Mike a hammer and whoa!
The house will look better, you know?
But try to hand him a tyke
He takes off on his bike
And sequesters himself in Home Depot.
- Chris Hass
What's hard about raising a baby?
It's simple! Straightforward! It's gravy!
If it stops being easy,
And I find myself queasy,
I'll just ship him off to the Navy!
- Chris Hass
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