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The Destiny-O-Matic!

star Dear friends and worn-down beings of the endless workday! Do you ever feel as if your daily plod through existence isn't what you are meant for? Does your job seem ill-suited for your psyche? Help is at hand! With the new, all-powerful Destiny-O-Matic, you can gain insights into what your true calling on this Earth was meant to be! Be warned, though! Once your true path is revealed, it is up to you to make it happen! Desting-O-Matic Inc. takes no responsibility for your psychological health once you know the truth!

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The Destiny-O-Matic